The Negative

Jenna, time to pee on a stick

I don't wanna know

Hmm, come on, honey, you've waited long enough

Get to it and do it

Well, okay, girls, enough

You know what we mean

I hope you drank enough this morning

Come on, sweetie, it's better to know

We'll be right here with you, so

It's no, or it's yes

But either way, you gotta take the test

A squat and a squeeze, a prayer and a please, it's nothing

A stick and a line

Just one of 'em, if I'm lucky

A pot and a piss, here we go, sis

And we'll keep our focus on the negative

Read the instructions

"Se puede saber la duración de la"

English?

Do not insert the test stick into your vagina

Wow, thank you, Dawn

How'd I ever get myself in this mess?

One drunk night in that stupid red dress

Aw, I love that red dress, the way it sparkles, it looks like a ice skating outfit

Ugh, stay with us, Dawn

Maybe his machinery is broken somehow

What if his boys don't swim? I mean wow, miraculous luck

Yeah, miraculous to get away with an unprotected fu-

Funny how one night can ruin your whole life

Don't go there yet, we don't know what the test says

I'm already panicked

Just calm down, goddammit

Maybe it'll all be fine

Maybe there'll be just one line

Come on, negative

I thought you don't sleep with your husband much anymore

Well, I, he got me drunk, I do stupid things when I drink, like sleep with my husband

Honey, we've all made that mistake

Focus on the negative

This will all be alright

It was only one night

Someone send me a sign

One line, one line

That means the test is ready, this is it

Shit