制作
出演艺人
Chris Knox
表演者
作曲和作词
Chris Knox
词曲作者
歌词
She had a horn on
She had a muscle out of place
It looked peculiar
Occupying unlikely space
She saw a doctor and he cut a wire
When he saw inside he nearly died
Oh, she had a sister
She had a sibling in her groin
A small relation
With whom she didn't know she'd joined
This was a problem 'cause she'd always been
The queen of hearts
A spoiled only child
She called her Shirley
She dressed her in the finest clothes
But she was racked with pain
'Cause Shirley had a tumor, no
She saw a doctor and he cut the lump and screwed the horn
To make her look much better from the side
Things are never quite that simple
They change and stay the same and fade away
Her husband left her
He didn't like her nose at all
So she blamed Shirley
Smashed her tiny head against the wall
The judge and jury, oh, they watched her as she cried
To her inside and tossed away the key
Oh, but things are never quite that simple
They change and stay the same and fade away
Fifteen years later
They let her out for being good
She made a fortune
Carving little figures made of wood
They all were Shirley but they all were still and cold
She made and sold them till the day she died
Written by: Chris Knox
