Boy & a Girl Thing

He's gross, she's got cooties

That's just how it's supposed to be

He hates dumb tea parties

And she won't climb a tree

It's a boy and a girl thing

A girl and a boy thing

She'll stop wearin' pigtails

And get the braces off her teeth

He'll stop makin' faces

And start savin' her a seat

It's a boy and a girl thing

A girl and a boy thing

She'll start wearin' makeup

And he'll start noticin' the curves

They'll get a little nervous

When she's with him and he's with her

Is he gonna kiss me?

Wonder if she wants me to?

Awkwardly embarrassed

Not sure what to do

It's a boy and a girl thing

A girl and a boy thing

They'll throw around 'I love you's'

Start makin' plans to say I do

Start a brand new life together

And probably have some babies too

They'll fight and act like children

And make up like they're seventeen

And even when they're eighty

It's still gonna be

A boy and a girl thing

A girl and a boy thing

A girl and a boy thing

A boy and a girl thing