Grab US by the Pussy

I was born in post-Nazi Germany in 1981

Ronald Reagan just got into office

Man, there's been a Cold War going on

Deutschland, my homeland, so divided

But you tore down the wall and helped us reunite it

America, America

You taught us democracy

Freedom of speech, equality, and liberty

You gave us David Hasselhoff

One of the greatest actors and singers there will ever be

You brought us the McRib

Windows ME, Type II-Diabetes, and the great Bill Cosby

America, so inspiring

Your soon-to-be foresightful foreign policy

America, God shed His grace on thee

And thy new triumphant maxim so full of modesty

Grab 'em by the pussy

You can do anything

You are a star, go on and do it

Move on 'em like a bitch

Grab the whole world by the pussy

You can do anything

Don't even ask, go on and do it

You don't need to use some Tic Tacs

(Oh, no no, no no no, no no)

(You don't need to use some Tic Tacs)

So many great American idols

Dennis Rodman, Rudy Giuliani

And those great actors from Happy Days

Almost as awesome as Fonzie

America, we thank you for your recent contributions

To political culture

You definitely killed it bigly this time

And that means something coming from a German

Thank you for lowering the bar

You taught us lately everyone can make it

If one is just great and genius enough

And a TV star

Grab 'em by the pussy

You can do anything

You are a star, go on and do it

Move on 'em like a bitch

Grab the whole world by the pussy

You can do anything

Don't even ask, go on and do it

You don't need to use some Tic Tacs

We love the new spirit of your nation

Let's walk hand in hand into isolation

Grab 'em by the pussy

You can do anything

You are a star, go on and do it

Move on 'em like a bitch

Grab the whole world by the pussy

You can do anything

Don't even ask, go on and do it

You don't need ta-ta-ta-ta-tow!

Grab 'em by the pussy

You can do anything

You are a star, go on and do it

Move on 'em like a bitch

Grab the whole world by the pussy

You can do anything

Don't even ask, go on and do it

You don't need to use some Tic Tacs

You don't need to use some Tic Tacs