Donald and June

Donald and June enjoyed their brief honeymoon

Then they came home to lead the big baby boom

June wanted boys, so Margie wore short hair and corduroys

Soon they had Claire, then Linda and Louise, a matching pair

June liked boys

Donald and June, they put some money aside

But all in four years, they gave away three young brides

June spent it all, Donald tried to keep each wedding small

When they were broke, he offered Claire a thousand to elope

Claire said, "No"

If things were different for Donald and June

Then things wouldn't be what they are

Where did they go right

And how did they ever come so far?

Donald and June had finally emptied their nest

They planned a long trip, and then a couple years' rest

But Claire had a spat and turned up with a suitcase and her cat

Marge moved next door, now she won't need daycare anymore

And the twins had twins

If things were different for Donald and June

Then things wouldn't be what they are

Where did they go right

And how did they ever come so far?

Donald and June enjoyed their brief honeymoon