It's Showtime!

Lights, camera, action

There's a star upon your door

Have your machine call my machine

We'll do lunch on the cutting room floor

We're over budget, 98 percent not there

And when the back door hits you where the good Lord split you

Tell us, honey, who does your hair?

How does he do it? Why's he do it?

Oh yeah, yes, it's true

And the flavor of the month is you

Practice, practice, practice just to get to Carnegie

We'll need ten percent and that's off the top

Gross, not net to me

Get it on

Honey, 'cause it's showtime

Just play the song (Oh)

Baby, 'cause it's showtime

Oh, oh, oh

Produce me, daddy, talkin' eight to the bar

Big, bigger, biggest, with the right lighting you'll go far

Here today, gone late today and it's club dates in the sticks

And you're beautiful. babe, don't never shave

No prob, we'll fix it in the mix

Just leave your name and number

In the dumpster when you're through, oh yeah

Don't call us, we'll call you

Oscar, Grammy, triple whammy

Cut, that's the take

I said quit complainin', where's my agent?

Don't you know how much I make?

Get it on, oh yeah

Baby, 'cause it's showtime, woo (Woah)

Just play the song, (Oh, oh, oh, oh)

Baby, 'cause it's showtime

(Okay, okay, this is it, here it is)

Woo

Oh yeah

Ooh-wee

Lights and poles, and go

Leave your name and number

In the dumpster when you're through, woah, yeah

Don't call us, we'll call you

And it's play it like they paid ya

And your photo goes on the car wash wall

But somehow ain't it worth it

When you hear that curtain call?

It's showtime

Oh, baby, 'cause it's showtime, ooh yeah

Just play the song

Baby, 'cause it's showtime, ooh yeah

Let's get it on

'Cause it's showtime, ooh yeah

Just play the song

People, 'cause it's showtime

Hit it