One Week

It's been one week since you looked at me

Cocked your head to the side and said, I'm angry

Five days since you laughed at me, saying

Get that together, come back and see me

Three days since the living room

I realized it's all my fault but couldn't tell you

Yesterday you'd forgiven me

But it'll still be two days till I say, I'm sorry

Hold it now and watch the hoodwink

'Cause I make you stop, think

Think you're looking at Aquaman

Summon fish to the dish although

I like the Chalet Suisse

I like the sushi

Never touched a frying pan

Hot, like wasabi, when I bust rhymes

Big like LeAnn Rimes

'Cause I'm all about value

Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits

Trying to match wits

Trying to hold me but I bust through

Gonna make a break and take a fake

I'd like a stinkin', achin' shake

I like vanilla, finest of the flavors

See the show 'cause then you'll know

That vertigo is gonna grow it's so dangerous

You'll have to sign a waver

Can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?

Trying hard not to smile, though I feel bad

I'm the kinda guy who laughs at a funeral

Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will

I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve

Have a history of taking off my shirt

It's been one week since you looked at me

You threw your arms in the air and said, you're crazy

Five days since you tackled me

I still got the rug burns on both my knees

It's been three days since the afternoon

You realized it's not my fault, not a moment too soon

Yesterday you'd forgiven me

Now I sit back wait till you say you're sorry

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Chickity-China, the Chinese Chicken

You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'

Watching X-Files with no lights on

We're dans la maison

Hope the smoking man's in this one

Like Harrison Ford, I'm getting frantic

Like Sting, I'm tantric

Snickers guaranteed to satisfy

Like Kurosawa, I make mad films

'Kay, I don't make films

But if I did, they'd have a samurai

Gonna get us a set of better clubs

And when they come, tryna find the kind with tiny nubs

Just so my iron's aren't always flying off the backswing

Get in tune with Sailor Moon 'cause that cartoon

Has got the boom anime babes

Make me think the wrong thing

Can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?

Trying hard not to smile, though I feel bad

I'm the kinda guy who laughs at a funeral

Can't understand what I mean? You soon will

I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve

I have a history of losing my shirt

It's been one week since you looked at me

Dropped your arms to your sides and said, I'm sorry

Five days since I laughed at you, and said

You just did just what I thought you were gonna do

Three days since the living room

Realized we're both to blame, but what could we do?

Yesterday you just smiled at me

'Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry

Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh

Still be two days till we say we're sorry

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Still be two days till we say we're sorry

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It's Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie

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