Bucket

I ran into a buddy, used to be all hypertensive

His stocks were always tanking and his girlfriends were expensive

But he looked like a poster for a permanent vacation

I asked him what he did to change his orientation

He bought a shot and dropped this little information

I made a bucket list

Changed the B to an F

I gave my give a damn the finger

So it got up and left

I quit worrying 'bout

People's expectations

And ordered up a six-pack

Of chillaxification

If you're a little depressed

Feel a little bit lost

Baby, write it all down

And then blow it all off

We're all a letter away

From per-per-perpetual bliss

Put an F on the B of your

Bu-bu, bu-bu, bucket list

You know, he got me thinkin'

'Bout the way that I've been livin'

Seems like I'm always going

But I don't know where I'm gettin'

I was over-existentializing my red neck

But the answer is as simple, as simple can get

I just rearrange some letters in the alphabet

I made a bucket list

Changed the B to an F

I gave my give a damn the finger

So it got up and left

I quit worrying 'bout

People's expectations

And ordered up a six-pack

Of chillaxification

If you're a little depressed

Feel a little bit lost

Baby, write it all down

And then blow it all off

We're all a letter away

From per-per-perpetual bliss

Put an F on the B of your bucket list

I took my nots and I added a Y

I took the U outta Hugh and I added an I

I-I bet you can guess what I did next

I took my bitchin' lyin' lover and I added an X

I made a bucket list

Changed the B to an F

I gave my give a damn the finger

So it got up and left

I quit worrying 'bout

People's expectations

And ordered up a six-pack

Of chillaxification

If you're a little depressed

Feel a little bit lost

Baby, write it all down

And then blow it all off

We're all a letter away

From per-per-perpetual bliss

Put an F on the B of your

Bu-bu, bu-bu, bucket list

Bucket list