Godzilla

What do you get when you take Godzilla to the mall

Scares all the children and shreds all the pillows

And knocks over walls

His emerald eyes they sparkle and shine

As he eats the food court and steals half my fries

That's what you get when you take Godzilla to the mall

What do you get when you take Godzilla to meet your mom

He rings the bell and she looks out the window

And calls the cops

I try to explain that he's mostly tame

As long as there's pizza and video games

That's what you get when you take Godzilla to meet your mom

While everyone else is running and screaming

I just love being with you

I guess they don't see all the things that I'm seeing

That make you so uniquely you you you you

What do you get when you meet Godzilla and fall in love