It's nothing special about this day

Just the useless idiots around

I don't need to converse at all

In fact I can't stand the sound

Of people laughing out

Or kids who scream and shout

Or just the boring lot

And those who believe they're not

It's the wrong day

It's the wrong day

To quit smoking, drinking, coffee and eating sweets

It's the wrong day

Coz if I do

I'll kill you all or break you into pieces

OK I look a mess

And my clothes are second hand

I didn't win the lottery today

Things won't go as I planned

Coz the date I thought I had

Turned out really bad

She was stark raving mad

And made me really sad

It's the wrong day

It's the wrong day

To quit smoking, drinking, coffee and eating sweets

It's the wrong day

Coz if I do

I'll kill you all or break you into pieces

Something now in my eyes

Made you back off

Don't give me any advice

I've had enough

It's the wrong day

It's the wrong day

To quit smoking, drinking, coffee and eating sweets

It's the wrong day

It's the wrong wrong day

Because if I do

I'll kill you and the whole damned world