Who

Who did you call when you got in trouble?

'Cause those six jello shots had you seeing double

Who kept you out of jail?

Who?

Who changed your grade on the math computer?

'Cause you needed to show off to that recruiter

Who got you into Yale?

Who?

Who’s known you better than anyone since you were eleven?

Bringing up the past trying to get me to forgive

Hoping I might let you off the hook

That’ll never happen for as long as you live

So keep waiting and waiting and waiting

Who beat the crap out of Eli Levi?

'Cause he sat on your chest and he called you heavy

Who got the teasing to end?

Who did you treat like a little brother?

'Cause he looked up to you like there was no other

Who did you call your best friend

At birthday parties that weren’t much fun?

Who was your best seven minutes in Heaven?

Come on now, Jenny, think back

We were once best friends

We used to hang out, smoke pot in dad’s Mercedes-Benz

So we committed crimes

Man they were such good times

Remember you were my first kiss

Oh, this is just great

That’s not so easy to dismiss

Marty, you were only eight

And I stuck pasta up your nose

Stop it

Your favorite spaghettios

Who taught you spin the bottle?

Who played Seidel to your Model?

Who cheers you up when you're blue?

Come on say it

Who popped wheelies with your upit?

Who was Angel to my Buffy?

Who’s the biggest nut you ever knew?

It's gotta be no other heat between us two

It's you know, you know, you know

You know who