Television

On top of the hour (compulsive my behaviour)

I see my life through Sky News (keeping things in order)

Keep on watching things unfolding on my wide-screen set

Can't contain myself

I'm going pay-per-view

Think I'll explode (in the corner of my room)

If I do too much gak (sits my one big eyeball)

It's with the advent of this pay-per-view

Can't control myself

I scratch my knee

I have to scratch the other

Documentaries are the best

Thru' my T.V., through my T.V

All my problems come

Thru' my T.V., through my T.V

All my problems come

I study quite hard (in the corner of my room)

When I should be in bed (sits my one big eyeball)

I'm in the Open University

Constant imprint of the test card on my eyes

I think I should rest (compulsive my behaviour)

Sleep on one side and the other (keeping things in order)

Always searching for the Abilene

Can't control myself