Man Lessons

I feel like a lecher

Every time I look at her

I'm in the mood for love

Eucalyptus oil and a vaseline glove

Understand please try

I've got that loser's vibe

Negative energy

A No Trespassers sign swings in the breeze

Your body is as warm as a slept-in bed

Try to give myself head

Call them into the room

I'll just watch you two

I've got to take man lessons

I don't know what

It is that you think I've got

I just feel ungrateful

Lonely, bitter and spiteful

Time

Hey we're all past our prime

Study every little line

On your stupid face

I think I've found my place

I've got to take man lessons

Fine

I can give up it's true

To make it easy on you

I'll never ask again

It's good just being friends

I've got to take man lessons