Everybody Dies Too Soon

Carrie say "marry me"

But I don't wanna be killed or die alone

(I don't want to die at all)

I'ma stay single girl, keep it goin'

'Cause I don't want to die at all

(I don't want to die at all)

Just like the night moon sticks around after the sun comes out

We stumble home, two jerks

While normal people walk to work

Kick it out, stick it out

Everybody dies too soon

Alex P. Keaton does uppers, skips supper

Don't want to sleep at all

(I don't want to sleep at all)

I'ma stay on it like Nick is on motorbikes

Jen's out at the mall

(I know Jen's out at the mall)

My my, McKinley high

Young hearts got broke, Karen got high

Kev waited, Winnie rolled

They bang on the last episode

Kick it out, stick it out

Everybody dies too soon

Kick it out, stick it out

Everybody dies too soon

Kick it out, stick it out

Everybody dies too soon

The waiting is a dangerous game, honey

Love will show her face, then she'll race right off

So hold on to that thing you want, brother

You've got to get it in before you get it gone

'Cause life is like ripping on motorbikes

One tank of gas never lasts long and neither will you

So kick it out, stick it out

Everybody dies too soon

Kick it out, stick it out

Everybody dies too soon

Kick it out, stick it out

Everybody dies too soon