You Have Been a Cheater

Santa ain't knockin' at your door tonight

He's gonna keep his sac zipped, good and tight

Cos you have been a cheater

And he's gonna treat you likewise

Well you better not talk, about the times we've had

Cos that will only make Mr Claus real mad

Oh you have been a cheater

And he's gonna treat you likewise

I threw our pictures, out in the bin

It's over Mister, now you can't win

I'm hangin' up a mistletoe outside my door

This time it's gonna be a man

Who loves me, much more

You promised you'd be home, but that was just a lie

So Santa's really angry And you know why

Cos you have been a cheater

And he's gonna treat you likewise

So while the Christmas bells will ring

And shoppers presents, home will bring

The Christmas trees all glittering gold

I have a story that will soon unfold

You're gonna want me, But it will be too late

I'll be out dancing with my new found date

Cos you have been a cheater

And I'm gonna treat you likewise