Round the Bend

I'm going totally round the bend

I don't want to see my friends

I don't want to see my mad friend

Because he's driving me insane

I don't want to see my friends

I'm going totally round the bend

Earlier on today I tried to walk down the street

But my feet kept slipping on the pavement

I find myself at ninety degrees to the rest of the world

It's not much fun, you can take it from me

I'm not having too good a time

There's people worse off than me

Don't think I don't realize that

But I'm going round the bend again

The last thing I wanna do is see my friends again

I'm going quietly round the bend again

I try to function as a normal human being

I washed my car earlier on this evenin'

And now I'm trying to get it together to cook a little meal

Before I go for a drink with my friends

But I've got no food, I've got no time to go to the supermarket

It's not that I couldn't make time

It's more I get confused when I get there, ooh

People walking past see the green tree outside

They see a nice little flat and imagine the person inside

Is having a great old time

Well, I wish I was having as great a time as

They possibly imagine that I'm having

All I wanna do is go far away

And see things I've never seen before

Like the pyramids

They weren't built in a day, ya know

Those fourth dynasty pyramids

Just don't fit into the equation

But I'm so paranoid

I can't even make it to the supermarket

Let alone go to Egypt

To see my favorite pyramid

Now I'm going to go round to Robin's

And try to eat some food there

Sometimes it eats better if you're in the company of men

He's just said he's had a glass of red wine

So I might have mine, ooh

I listened to the Beach Boys just a minute ago

Wild Honey, it's not their best album

But it's still pretty good

They've got some funny little love songs on there

But it's not mainly a Brian Wilson production

So it's probably not as good as something like Pet Sounds

I'm going totally round the bend

I don't wanna see my friends again

I just want to be left alone

And never bothered ever again

Never again, never again, never again

Ever again, ever again