No Meat

Vegan living, so healthy and clean

So much brown rice, so many mung beans

And no meat, not one bite of meat

Juicy meat, succulent meat

Instead, I get gluten and seaweed stew

Rice milk and lentils and fucking tofu

I respect every creature from horse, fly to cow

I'd blow a goat for some bacon right now

Yeah, I'd blow a goat for some bacon right now

You eat your southern fried chicken, and I'll just have fruit

How's that T-bone?

No really, it's cool

I'll just chew on this turnip root

With a couple chickpeas

Kill me, please

I'm tired of hummus

And bulgur wheat

Tofurkey to fuck yourself

I want some meat

I respect every creature, the birds and the bees

Well, I'd eat the shit out some whopper with cheese

Believe me, I'd fuck up that whopper with cheese

Whoa-oh, alfalfa sprouts and a red bean

A handful of trail mix, mm, what a treat

How about some soy yogurt served in a bowl?

I'd rather eat a hobo's asshole

Yeah, I'd rather eat a hobo's asshole