Wild Wild West

I'm from the wild, wild, wild west

It's the wild, wild, wild west

I'm from the wild, wild, wild west

It's the wild, wild, wild west

I'm from the land of Colorado, deep up in the hollow

Call me desperado 'cause you know I don't follow

Big on mulely bucks in the back of my beat up truck

All these country cuties in the bed shakin' their butts

I don't care why these people stare, call me Jose Wales with flair

I'll accept your dare and ride this bull with silky underwear

Call me lame frost , eight seconds is my middle name

Last that long in bed now I'm dead, call me John Wayne

Born in the south, raised in the west

Then back to the south, then back to the west

I don't know which one I like best

Holy dick , look at that girl's breast

Her chickens, said they were from Great Britain

Stolen 'em 'cause I was trippin'

Now me in the county prison, shit

I'm from the wild, wild, wild west

It's the wild, wild, wild west

I'm from the wild, wild, wild west

It's the wild, wild, wild west

I'm from the '90's, diamond Rio and Hi-C

Wait

90's Alan Jackson and pine trees

Hey, wait, wait

90's Shania Twain and Swiss cheese

Shit, wait

90's, Dixie Chicks and ninety eight degrees

Wait, wait, wait

I met George Straight

Please don't get irate

I made an honest mistake

Wide open spaces

Who listens to dat?

Man this shit was wack

Ninety eight degrees

I think my sister like that

Speaking of

Welcome to the wild, wild west

I got something I need to confess

What?

I really need to get it off my chest

(Tell 'em)

Incest is the best

Put your sister to the test

I'm from the wild, wild, wild west

It's the wild, wild, wild west

I'm from the wild, wild, wild west

It's the wild, wild, wild west

Y'all come back now, ya hear