The minimum intervals for conjugal duties

As prescribed in the talmud are as follows

For men of independent means

Everyday is what she needs

Laborers, it's twice a week

You've got to make your lady scream

Donkey drivers once in seven

Got to send your spouse to heaven

Sailors, every half a year

It's back to port, you've got to steer

According to the old tradition

The Jewish husband is forbidden

To go too long without spending time

On nether region tendering

For men of independent means

Everyday is what she needs

Laborers, it's twice a week

You've gotta make your lady scream

Donkey drivers once in seven

Gotta send your spouse to heaven

Sailors, every half a year

It's back to port, you've gotta steer

Her pleasure is your obligation

If she gives the invitation

It's erratic, who's to say

She's not quite in the mood to play

Consent is de rigueur

You've always got to check with her

The point is human beings are such

Need a little lovin' touch

For men of independent means

Everyday is what she needs

Laborers, it's twice a week

You've gotta make your lady scream

Donkey drivers once in seven

Gotta send your spouse to heaven

Sailors, every half a year

It's back to port, you've gotta steer

Her pleasure is your obligation

If she gives the invitation

It's erratic, who's to say

She's not quite in the mood to play

Consent is de rigueur

You've always got to check with her

The point is human beings are such

Need a little lovin' touch

For men of independent means

Everyday is what she needs

Laborers, it's twice a week

You've gotta make your lady scream

Donkey drivers once in seven

Gotta send your spouse to heaven

Sailors, every half a year

It's back to port, you've gotta steer

Her pleasure is your obligation

If she gives the invitation

It's erratic, who's to say

She's not quite in the mood to play

Consent is de rigueur

You've always got to check with her

The point is human beings are such

Need a little lovin' touch