Dark Blues

Woke up this morning,

To find my baby had chewed his arm off,

So I went down to Tescos,

Stole a bottle of gin,

And for him some frozen peas,

Wish my baby would live me,

So maybes I'd escape his misery

I got the blues,

I got the darkest blues there's ever been.

Since my baby,

Seen him walking down with another lass

On his new left arm,

I got the blues