The Highest Judge of All

Take me beyond the pearly gates

Through a beautiful marble hall

Take me before the highest throne

And let me be judged by the highest Judge of all!

Let the Lord shout and yell

And His eyes flash flame

I promise not to quiver when He calls my name

Let Him send me to hell

But before I go

I feel that I'm entitled to a hell of a show!

Want pink-faced angels on a purple cloud

Twangin' on their harps till their fingers get red

Want organ music—let it roll out loud

Rollin' like a wave, washin' over my head

Want every star in heaven

Hangin' in the room

Shinin' in my eyes

When I hear my doom!

Reckon my sins are good big sins

And the punishment won't be small

So take me before the highest throne

And let me be judged by the highest Judge of all