Rub-A-Dub

She's standing at the window in her underwear

Shootin' at roosters, pins in her hair

She'll bare back ride a carousel

Always buys from the bottom of the shelf

Her mattress on the floor is made for one

She's making it for two any night I come on

Before she lets me in her sheets

She sends me to the kitchen to boil my feet

I don't know what I say but she treat

Me like a virgin on judgement day

And she don't think I'll stay

She just rides beside me, sends me on my way

Drives me around in her boat on land

Moves just like a surfboard riding on sand

White dyed mirrors, Big Ben sheets

Buckle to buckle ain't much of a reach

She took me to a yard sale, I didn't care

So stuck a tag on me and she left me there

Win right after so to plead said baby baby baby

You can have me for free

I don't know what I say but she treat

Me like a virgin on judgement day

And she don't think I'll stay

She just rides beside me, sends me on my way

Well perversions are persuasive and fantasies fine

And she meets most of them before daylight

She moves like a mop when sitting on top

And I'm sitting on her lap just trynna get a top

Rubbin's broke so there's biscuits in the pan

And her gravy don't come from a can

She puts bubbles in a claw foot tub and say

Rub-A-Dub, Rub-A-Dub dub dub dub

I don't know what I say but she treat

Me like a virgin on judgement day

And she don't think I'll stay

She just rides beside me, sends me on my way