If I Were

If I were a poet I would write a sonnet It would say "I love you" Your name would be on it If I were a farmer I'd give you a bunny If I had a beehive You would get free honey Fa la la la la la la la la la la la la la la Fa la la la la la la la la la la la la la la If I were a baker You could have a cruller If I were a painter Choose your favorite color If I had some diamonds I'd give you a few Anything to show you How much I love you Fa la la la la la la la la la la la la la la Fa la la la la la la la la la la la la la la Did you guess my secret? I am not a poet Couldn't write a sonnet And I think you know it I am not a farmer Can't give you a bunny I don't have a beehive Sorry 'bout the honey Fa la la la la la la la la la la la la la la Fa la la la la la la la la la la la la la la I am not a baker Don't know bread from batter And I'm not a painter And it doesn't matter I don't need a present All I have to do Is look at you to show you How much I love you Fa la la la la la la la la la la la la la la Fa la la la la la la la la la la la la la la