A Great Grey Grasshopper

A great grey grasshopper jumped on my knee

Dusty with age

I was wearing my blue serge trousers

So the grasshopper left a mark

My mother was ever so sad

They had just come back from the cleaners

I shall stop your pocket money for three weeks

She shouted, and burst

In tears

My great grandmother jumped on my knee

Rusty with age

She was wearing her blue pyjamas

So great grandmother left a mark

My father was ever so mad

She had just come back from the cleaners

I shall scrub her for three weeks

He shouted, and burst

With a bang

A plastic dinosauros jumped on my knee

Grumpy with age (Grumpy with age)

I was wearing my spaceman's trousers

So that was the end of that

The martian's were ever so sad