Dr. Stein

Once they killed his monster when he went into a trap

Now he's making better ones on a higher step

On a warm summer day, the doctor went away

To a place where he could make it real

His assistant's hips were nice

So he cloned her once or twice

Now his hips are achin', what a deal

Dr. Stein grows funny creatures

Lets them run into the night

They become great rock musicians

And the time is right

Time is right

Sometimes when he's feelin' bored, he's callin' it a day

He's got his computers and they do it their own way

They mix some DNA, some skin and a certain spray

You can watch it on a laser screen

And the fellow's blue and gray

Or sometimes pink and green

Just check it out on Halloween

Dr. Stein grows funny creatures

Lets them run into the night

They become great politicians

And the time is right

One night he cloned himself

Put his brother on a shelf

But when he fell asleep that night

He crept up from behind, and thought, "Well, never mind"

Took the syringe and blew out his life

Dr. Stein grows funny creatures

Lets them run into the night

They become a great possession

And the time is right

Dr. Stein grows funny creatures

Lets them run into the night

They become a great oppression

And the time is right

Time is right

Time is right

Time is right