What A Funny Christmas

Fortune favours fools, yes this really beats the band "Santa Claus" who crossed streets upon his hands In the guise of reindeer there's a lady on his side And she flies with wings a quiver through the night Set the whole place in stir with commotion Madness gets hold on the scene The policemen and the army Lost control about the laws All because of father Christmas "Santa Claus" Refrain: Oh oh what a funny Christmas Oh oh what a funny day The clue to the riddle isn't there Is he really "Father Christmas" Or a crazy millionaire Oh oh oh all the children stop and stare Pandemonium reigned, people trampled under feet "Mrs. Reindeer" upside down above the street She came on blindfold but the slack-rope didn't hold Now she dangles underneath a Christmas-tree Set the whole place in stir and commotion Madness gets hold on the scene The policemen and the army Lost control about the laws All because of father Christmas "Santa Claus" Refrain (2x)