That Frank

I said, "Frank, this picture is a watershed…"

I said, "Frank, one day you'll run my studio…"

I said, "Frank, will you listen to that response?"

I said, "Frank really knows what the public wants"

I said, "Frank, this picture is a watershed…"

Know what I'm having?

What?

Not much fun. 

Oh. 

Party!

That Frank—

The guy is too much—

Hey, the party's inside!

That Frank—

You like the picture?

The platinum touch

How about some Champagne, huh?

He has taste, he has talent—

Is he the best?

Plus a fine head for business

The man is blessed

That Frank!

So what do you do?

He’s full of advice

I drink. 

That Frank —

No, no, no, what do you really do?

And God, is he nice!

I really drink. 

What a friend—

What a host—

And his work is great

Has a wife who is gorgeous—

A son who's straight

He's the type you could easily learn to hate

That Frank!

Who says, "Lonely at the top?"

I say, "Let it never stop!"

It's our time

Coming through

All our dreams

Coming true

Working hard

Getting rich

Being happy—

There's a switch!

That smile—

Don't you miss writing music?

He's hot but he’s cool

That was the old Frank Shepard. 

What style—

This guy's the American dream!

And what a great pool!

If you had no idea what charisma meant—

And you just can't be jealous, he's such a gent—

He's the kind of a man that you can't resent

That Frank!

I said "Frank, you’re coming down to Mexico…"

I think Frank is moving back to Paramount…

These are the movers

These are the shapers

These are the people

That fill the papers

Mexico…

These are the friends of Frank

Moving back to Paramount…

Each one a perfect blank

When you see a movie that successful

What can you say?

(spoken)

Congratulations!

Thank you!

These are the movers

These are the shapers

These are the people

That give you vapors…

Twenty years ago, who'd have guessed

Who'd have guessed

We'd be standing here?

God, we would have been so impressed!

Now we're here with the most—

Mexico…

—Brilliant minds on the coast

Moving back to Paramount…

And notice who is their host

Mexico…

Beautiful, Frank!

Acapulco, Mexico…

Beautiful, Frank!

When you've made a movie that successful

Where do you go?

Uh—Paramount...

I heard a reliable rumor that you're selling the Malibu house?

Ah, you don’t want it. Place doesn't even have a pool. 

No pool?! In my rat's hole in New York, the john is terminally busted and the kitchen should be condemned. But no pool?! Trash it!

Let's have some coffee, Mary. 

Poor Frank—

I never drink coffee. 

He handled that well

Caffeine isn't good for you. 

That Frank—

I'm aware this is just a formula picture. 

He’s loyal as hell

But my next movie—you wait. 

I gave up waiting. 

He's polite and considerate, rain or shine

It began when I tasted communion wine—

That Frank

Who says, "Mustn't go too far"?

I say, "Look at where we are!"

It's our time

Coming through

I say, "Good—

Me and you"

I say, "Roll!"

I say, "Ride!"

I say, "Hey, there's food inside!"

That Frank!

Your movie was fun!

You'd think he'd relax

It's what the public wants. 

Not Frank—

Frank understands commercial!

He's laying new tracks

And Frank made a star!

If you had no idea what charisma meant—

And you just can't be jealous, he's such a gent—

He's the kind of a man could be President

That Frank!

That Frank!

That Frank!

That Frank!