The Ballad of Me and My Brain

Well, I think I've gone mad, isn't that so sad? "What a shame, you've lost a brain that you never had" Oh, mum, check the car, it can't have gone far I must have left it on a train or lost in a bar It's likely in a Sainsbury's Flirting with the girls and waiting for me I jumped on a bus, declared my name Asked if anybody's seen my brain "Your brain was last seen going for a run And would you sign an autograph for my daughter, Laura? 'Cause she adores you, but I think you're shit" I've gotta look for my brain for a bit! I stepped outside, it hurt my eyes "Well, what do you expect when you've got no mind!" I searched all day, it drove me insane Where would I be if I was my brain? The nice nurse told me she felt my pain But she couldn't find a single trace of my brain "Oops! I Did It Again" started playing Forget my brain, remember my name