The Party Song

Here we go, motherfuckers

Do you wanna come to a party?

My friends picked me up in their truck at 11:30

This thing's at a frat house, but people are cool there

Reluctant, I followed, but I never dreamed there

Would be someone there who would catch my attention

I wasn't out searching for love or affection

So I paid my three, and the girls got in free

Shined the beer for tequila, and we headed into the party

And then in the backyard, some terrible ska band

Someone in the background was doing a keg stand

This place is so lame, all these girls look the same

All these guys have no game, I wish I would have stayed in

My bed back at home, watching TV alone

Where I'd put on some porn or have sex on the phone

Far from people I hate, down from anywhere state

Trying to intoxicate girls to give them head after the party

And then I saw her standing there

With green eyes and long blonde hair

She wasn't wearing underwear

At least I prayed that

She might be the one

Maybe we'd have some fun

Maybe we'd watch the sun rise

But that night, I learned some girls try too hard

Some girls try too hard

And some girls try too hard to impress with the way that they dress

With those things on their chests

And the things they suggest to me

I couldn't believe what this lady was saying

The names she was dropping, the games she was playing

She dated this guy who now rides for Black Flys

How she's down with the wise, well-constructed disguise

Now I'd rather go dateless than stay here and hate this

Her volume of makeup, her fake tits were tasteless

So I said I'd call her, but never would bother

Until I got turned down by another girl at a party

So when you see her standing there

With green eyes and long blonde hair

She won't be wearing underwear

And you'll discover

This girl's not the one, and she'll never be fun

You should just turn and run

Because you'll find out that some girls try too hard

Some girls try too hard

And some girls try too hard to impress with the way that they dress

With those things on their chests

And the things they suggest to me

Some girls try too hard

Some girls try too hard