Don't Ask Me No Questions

Well, every time that I come home nobody wants to let me be

It seems that all the friends I've got just got to come interrogate me

Well, I appreciate your feelings and I don't want to pass you by

But I don't ask you about your business, don't ask me about mine, yeah

Well, it's true I love the money and I love my brand new car

I like drinking the best of whiskey and playing in a honky tonk bar

But when I come off the road, well, I just got to have my time

'Cause I got to find a break in this action, else I'm going to lose my mind

So don't ask me no questions

And I won't tell you no lies

So don't ask me about my business

And I won't tell you goodbye, that's right

Well, "What's your favorite color?"

And "Do you dig the Brothers?" is driving me up a wall

And every time I think I can sleep, some fool has got to call

Well, don't you think that when I come home, I just want a little peace of mind

If you want to talk about the business, buddy, you're just wasting time

So don't ask me no questions

And I won't tell you no lies

So don't ask me about my business

And I won't tell you goodbye

I said don't ask no stupid questions

And I won't send you away

If you want to talk fishing

Well, I guess that'll be okay