Honky Tonk Crazy

There's a hundred dollar bill on the table

To get me through the night

I got a tight blue jean honky tonk queen

To hold me tight

And the cowboy bands in mission

Of a Texas waltz

It's music to my ears and I need to hear

To keep me from climbing the wall

'Cause tonight I'll be honky tonk crazy

Rip roaring wild one more time

Tonight I'll be honky tonk crazy

Let the whiskey whisk her out of my mind

Let the whiskey whisk her out of my mind

Got all my friends around me

Telling the latest jokes

But they can't see the joke's on me

I'm at the end of my rope

So I step outside and drink one

In the driving rain

But that's all right if I'm high tonight

'Cause she's already drove me insane

And tonight I'll be honky tonk crazy

Rip roaring wild one more time

Tonight I'll be honky tonk crazy

Let the whiskey whisk her out of my mind

Let the whiskey whisk her out of my mind

Oh , Let the whiskey whisk her out of my mind