Pretty soon now, you know I'm gonna make a comeback

And like the birds and the bees in the trees, it's a sure-fire smash

I'll speak to the masses through the media

And if you got anything to say to me, you can say it with cash

'Cause I've got the trash and you got the cash

So baby, we should get along fine

So give me all your money 'cause I know you think I'm funny, yeah

Can't you hear me laughing? Can't you see me smile?

I'm the man (I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)

I'm the man that gave you the hula hoop (I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)

I'm the man (I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)

I'm the man that gave you the yo-yo

Kung fu, well, that was one of my good ones

Well, what's a few broken bones when we all know it's good, clean fun?

Skateboards, I've almost made them respectable

You see, I can't always get through to you, so I go for your son

I had a giant rubber shark and it really made a mark

Did you look-a, look-a, lookit all the blood?

So give me all your money 'cause I know you think I'm funny, yeah

Can't you hear me laughing? Can't you see me smile?

I'm the man (I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)

I'm the man that gave you the hula hoop (I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)

I'm the man (I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)

I'm the man that gave you the yo-yo

Right now, I think I'm gonna plan a new trend

Because the line on the graph's getting low and we can't have that

And you think you're immune, but I can sell you anything

Anything from a thin safety pin to a pork pie hat

'Cause I've got the trash and you got the cash

So baby, we should get along fine

Why don't you give me all your money?

'Cause I know you think I'm funny, yeah

Can't you hear me laughing? Can't you see me smile?

I'm the man (I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)

I'm the man that gave you the hula hoop (I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)

I'm the man (I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)

I'm the man that gave you the yo-yo

I'm the man (I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)

I'm the man that gave you the hula hoop (I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)

I'm the man (I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)

I'm the man that gave you the yo-yo

I'm the man (I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)

I'm the man (I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)

I'm the man, yeah (I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)

I'm the man, yeah, yeah, yeah (I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)

I'm the man, yeah, yeah, yeah (I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)

I'm the man (I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)

That's me