Mr. Krinkle

Hello, Mister Krinkle, how are you today? Seems the rumors are abound your team might move away Now, me, I'm sentimental, but, I'm not one to cry (Yep, yep!) Say there, Mister Krinkle, let's cruise the bastard boat Damn then sonsabitches with their gill-nets set afloat I flip on my tele and I watch the waters die C'mon, Mister Krinkle, tell me why C'mon, Mister Krinkle, tell me why C'mon, Mister Krinkle, won't you please tell me why, tell me why? Hey-ho, Mister Krinkle, have you heard the brand new sound? It's a cross between Jimi Hendrix, Bocephus, Cher and James Brown It's called "Heavy Hometown", New Wave, cold-filtered, low-calorie, dry C'mon, Mister Krinkle, tell me why C'mon, Mister Krinkle, tell me why C'mon, Mister Krinkle, tell me why C'mon, Mister Krinkle, tell me why Mister Krinkle, Mister Krinkle Mister Krinkle, Mister Krinkle Mister Krinkle, Mister Krinkle Mister Krinkle, Mister Krinkle Mister Krinkle, Mister Krinkle