Neighbor (Full-Length Version)

Sitting in your front yard

Drinking lemonade

Suburban life, a pretty wife

You think you've got it made

But you don't know

What's in store

For you and your family

I'm moving in

Right next door

Won't you welcome me?

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood

And I hope I didn't ruin your day

Won't you be my neighbor?

Yeah, I brought my life

My ugly wife

My dirty dog with fleas

My kid's a punk

And I'm a drunk

But this I'm sure you'll see

And you don't know

What it's like

To live in misery

Welcome to

Home sweet hell

Dissatisfaction guaranteed

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood

And if I could I surely would

Invite you in and say

Won't you be my neighbor?

Oh, won't you be my neighbor?

Oh, won't you be my neighbor?

How could you be my neighbor?

I want you be my neighbor

Now c'mon I don't think you'll find

A place to live in peace of mind

You're gonna live in misery

When you're living next to me

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood

Ra! Won't you be now, won't you be my fuckin' neighbor?

Well I drink

And I stink

I smoke

Yeah, I'm a joke

I try all night and day to get a piece of the action

And you should know by now you're never gonna forget

I know just what you're thinkin'

It could be you out and you're 'n drinkin'

Don't you knock it until you try it

It could be you in a little while

I hope I didn't ruin your day

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood

And I dig your wife, she sure is good

A beautiful day in the neighborhood

Yeah, hahaha