Ya Mama

Your mom is so fat (How fat is she?)

Your mama is so big and fat that she can get busy

With twenty-two burritos, but times are rough

I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs

The sad fact (What?) Your mama smokes crack (What?)

She got a burnin' yearnin' and there's no turnin' back

Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walk

Spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talk

Naked on a mountain top, tooting on a flizoot

Riding on a horse, drinking whiskey out a bizoot

She's got the wings and teeth of an African bat

Her middle name is Mudbone, and on top of all that

Your mama got a glass eye with the fish in it

(Your mama got a glass eye with the fish in it)

Your mama got a glass eye with the fish in it

(Your mama, your mama, your mama)

Your mama look likes she's been in the dryer with some rocks

With the big bust nose suckin' dirt out of socks

Held up the ice cream truck with a slingshot

She grabbed a bag of cheese corn and a soda pop

Your mama root'n'toot and stole my loot and my suit

She may have the muscles, but no, she's not cute

She's not pretty, oh, what a pity, got the glass titty

Filled up with Kool-aid, just for the kiddies

On a cliff butt-naked, tootin' on a flute

Riding on a horse, drinking whisky out a boot

She's got the teeth and the wings of an African bat

Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that

Your mama got the wooden legs with real feet

(Your mama got the wooden legs with real feet)

I said, your mama got the wooden legs with real feet

(Your mama, your mama, your mama)

Watch out, I'm thinkin' about your mother to a funky beat

I went to your house, and she licked me on the cheek

I said, "Excuse me, lady," but I remember seein' you at the Palladium

Way back in September

'Cause you was beatboxin' for Lou Rawls

In some bright red boxer drawers

You said your mama was pretty and young

But she's old as dirt and got hair on her tongue

Your moms, your moms, she uses Brut

And I her saw her riding a horsey, drinking whiskey out a boot

She's got the wings and teeth of an African bat

Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that

Your mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand

(Your mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand)

I-I-I-I said your mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand

(Your mama, your mama, your mama)

Ah, your mom is so fat (How fat is she?)

We rode up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's

And her skates went flat, I got stuck in her butt crack

They thought I was lost, but I was caught by the G-strap

Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way

'Cause that would blow me 'round the world in a day

We drove into the drive-in and she didn't have to pay

Because we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet

Naked on a mountain top, tooting on a flizoot

Riding on a horse, drinking whiskey out a bizoot

With the wings and teeth of an African bat

Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that

Your mama's got an afro with a chin strap

(Your mama's got an afro with a chin strap)

I said your mama's got an afro with a chin strap

(Your mama, your mama, your mama)