My Standard Break from Life

I've got a regular problem

So my standard break from life is in order

I'm having trouble making sentences

I'm older but I don't feel any smarter

You see I don't know what I said to you

And now you're pissed at me

No clue, but I guess I deserve it

Wish I could waste my time

Without wasting all your time

I try to leave a good impression

But it's hard when my obsession's in a pint glass

And when you're only 23 it's not attractive

To complain about your sore back

Yes, I can bitch until my eyes are blue

And you're in bed with someone new

And I guess you deserve him

Wish I could waste my time

Without wasting all your time

You say I'm fixable

A classic case, lack of will

I say I don't want to try

I'd rather sit here all night

I've got a motivation problem

So my standard break from life is getting longer

Spent over 30 hours in this bed

In two days I guess I could've phoned her

But now that I'm awake I'd rather

Take a drink and walk down to the lake

And beg that sky for lightning bolts

I can't waste my time without wasting all your time

You say it's fixable

A classic case, lack of will

I say I don't want to try

I'd rather sit here all night