Bad Boy

A bad little kid moved into my neighborhood He won't do nothing right Just sitting down and looks so good He don't want to go to school and learn to read and write Just sits around the house and plays the rock and roll music all night Well, he put some tacks on teacher's chair Puts chewing gum in little girl's hair Now, junior, behave yourself Buys every Rock and Roll book on the magazine stand Every dime that he gets, (oh), he's off to the jukebox man Well he worries his teacher 'til at night she's ready to poop From rocking and a rolling, spinning in a hula-hoop Well his rock and roll has gotta stop Junior's head is hard as rock Now, junior, behave yourself, aw! Aw! Aw! Gonna tell your mama, you better do what she said Get to the barber shop and get that hair cut off your head You shoot the canary, and you fed it to the neighbor's cat You gave the cocker spaniel a bath in mother's laundromat Well, in mama's head it's got to stop Junior's head is hard as rock Now, junior, behave yourself, whoa