Sasquatch Song

One day at midnight, the sun was so bright The moon had no light, but I could see This big ol' sasquatch, said he was top-notch, at playin' hopscotch Way up in a tree So I bet my wrist watch, that big ol'd sasquatch Would never play hopscotch way up in a tree Now, there's a sasquatch, up in a tree crotch He's got my wrist watch, and he's laughin' at me I told the mounties, across the counties To put some bounties all over B.C. And stop that sasquatch, from playin' hopscotch 'Till he gives my wrist watch, right back to me Then Corporal Savern, he found a tavern, in an empty cavern Where the sun don't shine And he found a sasquatch, drinkin' blue blotch Wearin' a wrist watch, lookin' just like mine So he asked the sasquatch, where he got the wrist watch And that big ol' sasquatch, he began to lie Said he got the wrist watch, while playin' hopscotch Up in a tree crotch, with a stupid old guy So the mountie told him, he could never hold him He'd have to scold him, for doing no harm So they played some hopscotch, until the sasquatch Had the mountie's wrist watch, on his other arm Now all the mounties, throughout the counties They're placing bounties all over the land And that big ol' sasquatch, he won't feel top notch When they get their sasquatch, like they get their man 'Cause if that sasquatch keeps playin' hopscotch There won't be a wrist watch, for miles around 'Cause he'll play hopscotch, 'till he gets your wrist watch Up in that tree crotch, and he'll never come down So don't play hopscotch, near any old tree crotch Until that old, watch stealin', big feelin', hopscotchin' sasquatch is found.