Why Haven't I Heard From You

Well, back in 1876, an old boy named Bell

Invented a contraption that we know so well

By the 1950s, they were in everybody's home

As a crazy little thing they called a telephone

Now there's one on every corner, in the back of every bar

You can get one in your briefcase, on a plane or in your car

So, tell me why haven't I heard from you? (Why haven't I, why haven't I heard from you?)

Tell me, why haven't I heard from you? (Why haven't I, why haven't I heard from you?)

I say now darling, honey, what is your excuse? (Darling, honey)

Why haven't I heard from you?

Well, there's no problem getting to me, baby, you can dial direct

I got call forwarding and call waiting, you can even call collect

The service man, he told me that my phone was working fine

And I have come to the conclusion trouble isn't with my line

I'm sure the operator will be glad to put you through

So dial zero for assistance if this all confuses you

So tell me why haven't I heard from you? (Why haven't I, why haven't I heard from you?)

Tell me, why haven't I heard from you? (Why haven't I, why haven't I heard from you?)

I said now, darling, honey, what is your excuse? (Darling, honey)

Why haven't I heard from you?

There better been a flood, a landslide of mud

A fire that burns up the wires

And thunder so loud, with a black funnel cloud

A natural disaster I know nothing about

Tell me, why haven't I heard from you? (Why haven't I, why haven't I heard from you?)

Tell me, why haven't I heard from you? Yeah (Why haven't I, why haven't I heard from you?)

I say now, darling, honey, what is your excuse? (Darling, honey)

Why haven't I heard from you?

Tell me, why haven't I heard from you? (Why haven't I, why haven't I heard from you?)

Tell me, why haven't I heard from you? (Why haven't I, why haven't I heard from you?)

I say now, darling, honey, what is your excuse? (Darling, honey)

Why haven't I heard from you?

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