Facts of Life

These are the facts (Of Lazyboy) So help me God This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is The bare facts of the life we live This is who we are, this is what we do, ooo, oh Did you know, that 1 out of 4 Americans has appeared on TV? Did you know 61 percent of all hits on the Internet are on sex sites? Every day 21 new born babies will be given to the wrong parents The average person swallows 8 spiders in a year Cannabis is the most widely abused drug in the world The average person laughs 13 times a day, Elvis was originally blond The average age of first intercourse is 15 point 3 years old The average erect penis is 5 point 2 inches long And 4 point 2 inches circumcised Eskimos use refrigerators to keep food from freezing 41 percent of all people take people with curly hair less seriously 20 percent of all females have had at least 1 homosexual experience Did you know that there is no such thing as an anti-wrinkle cream? This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is The bare facts of the life we live This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is These are the facts of the life that we live This is who we are, bare facts of the life we live This is who we are, this is what we do This is who we are, are, are 22 percent of the time a pizza will arrive faster Than an ambulance in Great Britain 96 percent of all women have at one time in their life faked an orgasm 3 people die every year, testing if a 9 volts battery works on their tongue The 'Guinness Book Of Records' holds the record For being the most stolen book in public libraries Butterflies taste with their feet, 5 percent of the population is gay The worlds best known word is 'okay' The second most well-known word is 'Coca-Cola' The giraffe can clean its ears with its tongue Charles Chaplin once won 3rd prize In a 'Charles Chaplin look-a-like contest' In 1995 a Japanese trawler sank Because a Russian cargo plane dropped A living cow from 30, 000 feet Only one book has been printed in more copies Than the Bible, the IKEA catalog This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is The bare facts of the life we live This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is These are the facts of the life that we live This is who we are, the facts of the life we live This is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are 1 cigarette takes away five minutes of a person's life In 1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth Today we are 6 billion people (6 billion people, 6 billion) (Time is ticking, ticking, yeah) Donald Duck was banned in Finland Because he doesn't wear pants 74 percent of all nudist females are nudists Because their husbands are nudists More people die from a champagne cork popping Than from poison spiders, 21 percent of all traffic accidents Happen because the driver falls asleep, did you know That originally a Danish guy invented the burglar alarm? Unfortunately it got stolen This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah This is who we are, this is what we do This is what it is, yeah, yeah, yeah This is who we are bare facts of the life we live This is who we are, this is what we do This is who we are, this is what we do So help me God