Women Hate Women

Married and bored, single and lonely, man

Here's the thing, man

We men, we just not prepared for women, man

You would think by now women would

Just rule the world, but they don't

You know why?

'Cause women hate women

Women hate women

That's right, can't stand women

Women, you take any two girlfriends in this room, they've

Been girlfriends for 20 years, you put a man in between them

"Fuck that bitch, fuck that bitch." Guys aren't like that

Guys actually believe there's other fish in the sea

Yes, we do

If a man introduces his boy to his new girlfriend

When they walk away his boy goes, "Oh, man

She's nice

I gotta get me a girl like that." That's it

If a woman introduces her new man to her girlfriend, which

When they walk away, the girlfriend goes, "I gotta get him

" "And I will slit that bitch's throat to do it." Every woman

In here got a girlfriend they don't trust around they man

Every one of you

Got a good girlfriend, too

Like, "Yeah, we go shopping, but I ain't gonna leave that

Bitch with my man for five minutes." I remember one

Time I was at a restaurant, me, my wife, her girlfriend

My wife said, "I'm going to the bathroom." I said, "Okay, honey

I'll see you when you get back." Said, "No, you're

Coming with me." Made me walk with her to the bathroom

And she did the right thing, 'cause I'd have fucked the girl

I would've tapped that ass on a quesadilla, I didn't give a fuck

That's right, man

Nah, man

We're not prepared for women, man

And one thing, guys

Once you get married, this is one thing you guys realize

Women wanna be responsible for all your happiness

Not some of it, all your happiness

Fellas, you ever have your woman catch you jerking off?

She catch you jerking off and then she get mad even

Though she wasn't even thinking about fucking you?

You know why she's mad?

She ain't mad you was jerking off

She's mad you was making yourself happy

"How dare you make yourself happy!

I'm in charge of happiness in this house!" "

You will be miserable 'til I fucking say so

Get your hand off your dick!"