Help, I'm a Rock (1966 Stereo Mix)

Help I'm a rock, help I'm a rock, help I'm a rock!

Ahahahahahahaaa

Help I'm a rock, help I'm a rock, help I'm a rock!

Somebody, please, please!

Help I'm a rock, help I'm a rock...

Wow man, it's a drag being a rock

I wish I was anything but a rock

Heck, I'd even like to be a policeman

Hey, you know what, you know maybe if I practised, you know

Maybe if I passed my driving test

I could get a gig drivin' that bus and pick some freaks up

In front of Ben Franks, right!

Help I'm a cop, help I'm a cop, help I'm a cop!

(Help I'm a rock...), help I'm a cop, help I'm a cop!

It's a drag being a cop, I think I'd rather be the mayor

Always wondered what I was gonna be when I grew up, you know

Always wondered whether or not, whether or not I could make it,

You know, in society, because,

You know, it's a drag when you're rejected

So I tore the cover off a book of matches and I sent in

And I got this letter back that said, UHU, AHA