The Heat Is On (Live)

The heat is on in Saigon

The girls are ready to screw

One of these slits here will be Miss Saigon

And since we're stuck here in hell what's a soldier to do?

This stink is making me choke

Turns out this war is a joke

Turns out the joke is on you

Hey! Monsieur Chris! Monsieur John!

You've come to win Miss Saigon? You got it

I gotta get my friend laid as a last souvenir

I love you, pal, but your bullshit

I've had up to here

It's about time you get laid

The heat is on in Saigon

But 'til they tell us we're gone

I'm gonna buy you a girl

You can buy me a beer

It's showtime

From Haiphong to the Mekong Delta

May I present the most beautiful girls in Saigon

Mimi

See my bikini, it's just the right size

Don't you enjoy how it rides up my thighs?

Look from behind, it'll knock out your eyes

I'll show you: my special trophy of war

For a Marine, I'll show more

You won't get up off the floor

The heat is on in Saigon

Don't tell me I'm reassigned, all that chickenshit sucks

Tonight I'm out of my mind, not to mention ten bucks

Oh you all know her as the sex toy from Hanoi, Miss Gigi Van Tranh

If I'm your pin-up, I'll melt all your brass

Stuck on your ball, with a pin in my ass

If you get me, you will travel first class

I'll show you, we will make magic, cheri

You buy more tickets from me

The winner gets her for free

The meat is cheap in Saigon

I used to love getting stoned, waking up with some whore

I don't know why I went dead, it's not fun anymore

How about something fresh from the country? Untouched! Legs un-parted, parts uncharted, Kim

I'm seventeen, and I'm new here today

The village I come from seems so far away

All of the girls here know much more what to say

But I know

I'm so much more than you see

A million dreams are in me

Good Jesus, John, who is she?

The Cong is tight'ning the noose

Is it a week or a day or an hour that we got?

Tonight could be our last shot got to put it to use

I've got a fever, babe you're gonna catch it

I've got an itch and baby you better scratch it

Mimi, Gigi, Yvette or Yvonne

Gonna buy me a beer, here's to you in Saigon

Yvonne, Yvette, Mimi, Kim, Gigi

Attention, s'il vous plait!

By popular demand

Miss Gigi Van Tranh

Is tonights Miss Saigon!

The heat is on in Saigon

How we get used to the smell?

So lets get wasted, get high and get laid

A good-bye party in hell

And now who wins this pussycat?

Number 66!

Who takes care of you baby?

You do, but will you take me to America

Oh come on not right now

Hey, I'll make a good wife

I said no

You prick

No no no, I'll take care of this - this is bullshit

Don't fuck with me

It's okay it's Gigi, she likes it rough you know that

Come on drink some more, play with your girls