Grandma Got Ran Over By a Reindeer

Oh, yeah!

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer

Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as Santa

But as for me and Grandpa, we believe

She'd been drinkin' too much eggnog

And we begged her not to go

But she forgot her medication

So she stumbled out the door into the snow

When they found her Christmas mornin'

At the scene of the attack

There were hoof-prints on her forehead

And incriminating Claus marks on her back

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer

Walkin' home from our house, Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as Santa

But as for me and Grandpa, we believe

Now, we're all so proud of grandpa

He's been takin' this so well

See him in there watchin' football

Drinkin' beer and playing cards with cousin Mel

It's not Christmas without Grandma

All the family's dressed in black

And we just can't help but wonder

Should we open up her gifts or send them back?

(Send them back?)

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer

Walkin' home from our house, Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as Santa

But as for me and Grandpa, we believe

Oh, yeah!

Do it

Carl gringo

Oh-ah

Now the goose is on the table

And the pudding's made of fig

And the blue and silver candle

That would just have matched the hair in grandma's wig

I've warned all my friends and neighbors

You'd better watch out for yourselves

They should never give a license

To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer

Walkin' home from our house, Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as Santa

But as for me and Grandpa, we believe

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer

Walkin' home from our house, Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as Santa

But as for me and Grandpa, we believe

But as for me and Grandpa, we believe

But as for me and Grandpa, we believe, yow!

Do it, Santa!

Santa ran over Grandma

My, my, my, my, my, my, yeah!

Do it!

Oh-ah

Hell, yeah!

Take Grandma down, yeah!