Bartender Song (aka Sittin' At a Bar) [Alt/Rock Mix]

Bartender, I really did it this time

Broke my parole to have a good time

When I got home it was 6:00 A.M.

The door was locked, so I kicked it in

She was tripping on the bills

I think she was high on some pills

She threw my **** out into the yard

Then she called a bum, and slapped me real hard

And in my drunken stupor, I did what I shoulda never done

Now I'm sittin' here, talkin' to you, drunk and on the run

I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside

Waitin' for my ride on the outside

She stole my heart in the trailer park

So I jacked the keys to her **** car

And crashed that piece of **** then stepped away

You know Moe, I'll probably get ten years

So just give me beers till they get here

Yeah, I know the sun is comin' up

And y'all are probably gettin' ready for closing up

But I'm tryin' to dry my soul

I'm tired of this life on a dirt road

And everything that I love is gone

And I'm tired of hangin' on

She got me sittin' at a bar on the inside

Waitin' for my ride on the outside

She stole my heart in the trailer park

So I jacked the keys to her **** car

And crashed that piece of **** then stepped away

Guess it was meant to be, romance is misery, so much for memories

And now I'm headed to the penitentiary, see me on TV

The next cop series, I am a danger

I guess I shoulda did something about my anger

But I never learned, real things that don't concern

I pour kerosene on everything I love and watch it burn

I know it's my fault

But I wasn't happy it was over

She threw a fit, so I crashed that piece a ****

And then I'm going back again

Back to the pen to see my friends

And when we all pile out that county van

They're gonna ask me where I've been

I've been at a bar on the inside

Waitin' for my ride on the outside

She stole my heart in the trailer park

So I jacked the keys to her **** car

And crashed that piece of **** then stepped away

Well I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside

And I'm waitin' on my ride on the outside

You know I crashed that piece a ****

Then I stepped away

Yeah yeah, I stepped away

You know I crashed that piece a ****

And then I stepped away

I stepped away

And then I stepped away