The Lot

Thursday

Shit

Looks like this

Crawlin' out of bed at a snail's pace

Shave my head and comb my face

This must be the very last place

They'd think to find a member of the human race

Outside movin' through the streets

Broken glass beneath my feet

A handsome woman I did meet

Who said something I won't repeat

Hey, it's not a lot

It's all I got

So what?

Dumb neighborhood dogs barkin' all night

While cane toads eat dog food by the moonlight

Sleepin' in the bath 'til an hour ago

Put up my finger to see which way the wind blows

Sleep on lizard on a tube tobacco lizard

Crows in flight, see the baked potato blizzard

Fast food, big chain, open all hours

Come back soon after you take a shower

Muddy liver, love a canned peach crew cut

Guitar pickin' sleazebuck chewin' on cat gut

That's life

I didn't read my horoscope today

But I know what it should've said

Stay at home, be alone

Don't even bother gettin' out of bed

Well, I went out and faced it down

I took it all square on the chin

I was punched in the face by the fist of fate

Please notify my next of kin

It's gotta be a sin

Gotta let me in

I know it's not a lot

But it's all I got

So what?

I just forgot to lock the door

Neighborhood dogs barkin' all night

Cane toads eatin' dog food by the moonlight

Sleepin' in the bath 'til an hour ago

Stuck up my finger to check which way the wind blows

Hey, so what?

It's not a lot

But it's all I got

It's not a lot

You know it's not a lot

It's all I got

It's all I got

It's all I got, it's all I got