The Taliban Song (Live)

I'm just a middle-aged, middle-eastern camel herding man

I got a little, 2 bedroom cave here in North Afghanistan

Things used to be real nice and they got out of hand when they moved in

They call themselves the Taliban

(Ooh, yeah, the Taliban, the Taliban, baby, oh, yeah)

Now I ain't seen my wife's face since they came here

They make her wear a scarf over her head that covers her from ear to ear

She loves the desert and the hot white sand

But man she's just like me, nah she can't stand

The Taliban (Ooh, the Taliban, baby)

You know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up and it'll be

Ride, camel, ride

My old lady she'll be here with me, just smiling right by my side

We should do just fine out around Palestine or maybe Turkmenistan

We'll bid a fair adieu and flip the finger to the Taliban

I know where you coming from brother

This is a patriotic love song

So y'all feel free to salute if you want to

You got my permission

Now they attacked New York City 'cause they thought they could win

Said they would, stand and fight until the very bloody end

Mr. Bush got on the phone with Iraq and Iran and said now

You sons-of-bitches you better not be doing any business with the Taliban

So we prayed to Allah with all of our might

Until those big U.S. jets came flying one night

They dropped little bombs all over their holy land

And man you should have seen them run like rabbits, they ran

The Taliban

You know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up and it'll be

Ride, camel, ride

My old lady she'll be here with me, just smiling right by my side

We should do just fine out around Palestine or maybe Turkmenistan

We'll bid a fair adieu and flip a couple fingers to the Taliban

We'll bid a fair adieu and flip a big boner to the Taliban

Taliban