The Polynesian

The kind of place you don't go without reason

I heard it gets rough here in the off-season

It's the kind of place we might not get out alive

It's just somewhere to stop on a real long drive

I bet the locals only come out after it gets dark

And the tourists, the kind of people who love waterparks

We got two rooms at The Polynesian

I'm not even sure what town I should be in

We got two rooms at The Polynesian

The sign said the waterslide is closed for the evening

Went to look for a bar, I asked this girl on the street

She said, "What kinda trouble are you lookin' to meet?"

I said, "I'm pretty easy, what should I expect?

Is there anywhere anyone here ever goes to dance?"

She said

"Goatees, tall cans

Camo pants, and Packers fans"

I said

We got two rooms at The Polynesian

We're in a band, but tonight, we're not playin'

We got two rooms at The Polynesian

The waterslide's closed, but it'll open in the morning

Saw a rollercoaster, hopped the fence

Climbed to the top and walked around for a bit

This place is deader than that pool guy's eyes

This place makes me feel like we're the last ones alive

And for that

I kinda like its vibe

We got two rooms at The Polynesian

You live in town so I bet you've never been

We got two rooms at The Polynesian

We'll stay up all night and then first thing in the morning

We got two rooms at The Polynesian

It's tropically themed, it's worth seein'

We got two rooms at The Polynesian

We'll ride the waterslide first thing in the morning

We got two rooms at The Polynesian

We got two rooms at The Polynesian

We got two rooms at The Polynesian