歌词
[Verse 1]
The greatest stories ever told
Have a hero who must be bold
They learn a sense of right and wrong
And better learn this sense through song
[Verse 2]
Musicals tell the impossible (Impossible)
They evoke the philosophical, yeah
[Verse 3]
So tonight, we're gonna chronicle a story so astronomical
The last remaining story to tell
[Verse 4]
The guy who didn't like musicals
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em) I mean, what the fuck?
(Didn't like, did not like, like-a-like 'em)
[Verse 5]
He's the guy who didn't like musicals
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em) Yeah, what the fuck?
(Didn't like, did not like, like-a-like 'em)
[Verse 6]
In the tiny town of Hatchetfield
Lived an awful grinch named Paul
Spends his days surfing the web
And not singing and dancing with us all
(Should we kill him?) Should we kill him?
[Verse 7]
Oh, he pines after a cute lil' barista
Isn't that worth a show-stopping fiesta? Yeah
But for some damn reason, he won't join our singing season
What an ass, what a bitch, what a cock
[Verse 8]
The guy who didn't like musicals
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em) I mean, what the fuck?
(Didn't like, did not like, like-a-like 'em)
[Verse 9]
He's the guy who didn't like musicals
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
(Didn't like, did not like, like-a-like 'em)
[Verse 10]
It's the end of the world, Paul, if you don't sing
This is the bridge, Paul, where we globalize everything
And the words will come to you, we swear we will teach you
What it means to love, what it means to obey, Paul
[Verse 11]
The apotheosis is upon us (Yeah)
Did you hear the word? (What's the word?)
He's a-comin' (Who's a-comin?)
Paul's a-comin' (Paul's a-comin'?)
The star of the show
[Verse 12]
Now for his headlining entrance
Time to swoon at his leading-man essence
His name is in the title, he's destined to go viral
Here he is, his name is Paul, enter now
[Verse 13]
Where the fuck is he?
I have no fucking clue
[Verse 14]
The guy just doesn't like musicals
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em) Yeah, yeah
(Didn't like, did not like, like-a-like 'em)
[Verse 15]
He's the guy who didn't like musicals
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
(Didn't like, did not like, like-a-like 'em)
[Verse 16]
And he definitely won't like this
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
(Didn't like, did not like, like-a-like 'em)
[Verse 17]
He's the guy who didn't like musicals
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
(Didn't like, did not like, like-a-like 'em)
Written by: Jeff Blim
