I be chiefin' like a native

Bitch I got my PHD

I show it everywhere I go cause that's my Pot Head Degree

My name is Nynja Doom, homie

Yeah you all know me

Because I always got the papers and a big ass sack of weed

You know I love to get high

And it don't matter the time

Because them cannabinoids, they make me feel so sublime

And it's apparent to you if you turn up your hearing aid

The sound of all these exhales is just like a serenade

When I inhale the love I feel my mind state shift

To a point in the universe where I couldn't give a shit

I'm all about chillin' though and puffin on this spliff

Till I look and talk chinese and I'm straight up ripped

There's nothing that compares to the smoke up in my lungs

I hold it till my eyes cross and I talk in tongues

It makes your head feel like it's gonna explode

And then the aftermath'll leave ya chillin' like bread mold

Relax and take notes

While I take tokes of the marijuana smoke

Throw you in a choke

Relax and take notes

While I take tokes of the marijuana smoke

Throw you in a choke

Relax and take notes

While I take tokes of the marijuana smoke

Throw you in a choke

Relax and take notes

While I take tokes of the marijuana smoke

Throw you in a choke

Some people think I need to slow down but I won't stop

I don't even get high no more I just chill at the top

Cause when I get high I take a philosophical standpoint

Stand there talkin' like Sherlock Holmes smoking a joint

When I get high I start to use words like irrelevant,

absolutely, spectacular, indeed, and fuck for the Hell of it

I give no fuck now I give a negative fuck when I'm smoking

It gets hard to tell if I'm serious or joking

I got wraps for days and I'm ain't talkin' bout words bitch

Them good shits gets me feelin' like I'm flyin' with words

Holding to my seat I'm stayin' stuck like Chuck

If you're tryna get me to do something

Bitch you're out of luck

I love my reefer and I will to the end

I get so high I talk to strangers for hours like best friends

And the shit I smoke will make you need daily reminders

Leavin' your ass forgettin' shit like you done got Alzheimer's

Relax and take notes

While I take tokes of the marijuana smoke

Throw you in a choke

Relax and take notes

While I take tokes of the marijuana smoke

Throw you in a choke

Relax and take notes

While I take tokes of the marijuana smoke

Throw you in a choke

Relax and take notes

While I take tokes of the marijuana smoke

Throw you in a choke

My eyes stay glazed over like some Dunkin’ Donuts

I need some more of them bitches before I go nuts

I'll be sittin' around here where my mind blowed apart

Sentence form can't remember don't I where know to start

If cotton-mouth could kill me then I'd probably be dead

Because I can't find my 44 ounce of Big Red

My lips was gettin' gummy I didn't know what to do

So I hit up the kitchen and I grabbed a Mountain Dew

Munchies kickin' in

I gots a rumbly in my tumbly

And my belly's askin' me for food

So I oblige it humbly

I could eat drywall if you know what I mean

But I'd rather have me some ice cream with fudge and jelly beans

Maybe some cupcakes and some bags of chips

A couple teddy grahams, oreos, and case of lick em' sticks

God Bless The United States of Marijuana

You're not the boss of us bitch we do what we wanna

Relax and take notes

While I take tokes of the marijuana smoke

Throw you in a choke

Relax and take notes

While I take tokes of the marijuana smoke

Throw you in a choke

Relax and take notes

While I take tokes of the marijuana smoke

Throw you in a choke

Relax and take notes

While I take tokes of the marijuana smoke

Throw you in a choke